Insert Work Zone Cliche Here...

FYI: Point totals double if you take out the sign and the construction worker. The fines may more than double, but only if they catch you. :D

Yes, I have returned to the blogosphere. My new year's resolutions typically don't kick in until February, so technically I'm ahead of the game. But since no one is reading this anyway, it doesn't matter in the slightest.

Nonetheless, if you wander in off the information superhighway, I have implemented a construction zone and speed control devices to insure I am not slain outright as I try to revamp this blog. I now have the tools in place-- maybe not the talent -- but the tools are there to begin giving this delapidated backroad a new concrete facelift.

Maybe we can look into some wide lanes a la Kramer's adopt-a-highway episode from Seinfeld. We won't actually fix the potholes, but we may try to make the at regular intervals so that you achieve some sort of pleasant uptempo beat from running over them. You get the point. It'll be heaven... from hell's perspective.

Glowing praise, I know...

[edit: Don't be alarmed if the place seems a little dishevelled or color schemes seem nauseating. I'll be experimenting until I get a good grasp of the CSS codes, etc.]