Linking and Unlinking...
"Memory, prophesy, and fantasy -- the past, the future, and the dreaming moment in between -- are all one country, living one immortal day. To know that is wisdom. To use it is the Art." -- Clive Barker
In theory that quote applies as I wistfully clean house. The sidebars have been updated a bit. There were several fellow travelers who have departed . Our wayward blogger buddy, Jenzilla, no longer resides at the address she once called home. Though I have occassionally knocked since she pulled stumps for the next stage, it has been to no avail. I hope she is off in that high country. Cock your ear to the wind and you might just hear her far away, singing a rising song.
Even still, a broken link, like the remnant light of an ancient supernova, must finally be extinguished. She will be missed. She may yet return.
Also, http://www.youknowforkids.co.uk/, a site dedicated to the films of the Coen Brothers, has been jettisoned because it was kidding around too much, not standing up straight, and not being punctual when clicked. "You know, for kids!" is a quote from The Hudsucker Proxy, by the way.
It has been replaced by an imminently-capable carbon copy of itself that does the trick nicely of highlighting the Coens' idiosyncratic cinema offerings.
I've added a few blogs that I've trolled through more than once recently: dooce and fafblog. dooce must be read cautiously. For 28-year-old, single men from Texas it is the equivalent of eating fugu, a Japanese delicacy made from a highly poisonous variety of pufferfish. Fugu can accidentally kill if prepared improperly. Master chefs ensure a non-fatal preparation -- bringing new meaning to not f#%king with the people that handle your food.
For dooce, however, the burden lies on the individual. There is no master chef in which to misplace one's trust. Reading Maxim, watching sports, weightlifting, gambling, engaging in substance abuse, or attempting to pull off ill-advised Jackass-inspired stunts of death-defiance: any of these are recommended and considered by experts to be sufficient to avoid emasculation.
Oh, I kid. And to prove it, I recommend everyone check on the French Open which is heating up in its second week. That's right: tennis, anyone? In this bastion of unmitigated machismo that I call home, it is more than mere sacrilege in some circles to admit to such trangressions of male conduct as voluntarily watching tennis. But I enjoy watching it, if only because I played it for eight years and have a working knowledge of the players. Nonetheless, I must continue to look over my shoulder and write fast!
How to resist? Afterall, Nadal is vying to repeat as champion this year. Is he the only viable threat to Federer's claim of all Grand Slams at the same time (not in the same year, though)? I can sense your anticipation, the baited breath with which you await more, but for safety's sake, I must press on.
Back to the other link that I've added, fafblog is an amusing, good time of a read if you like politically-charged social commentary wrapped in psychotropic mayhem and inane, comic book craziosity. Not convinced? Well, I heard that dooce lets her daughter read it! ;)
Moving on, I've also added a link for Freebirds World Burrito. Sorry, folks, it's a Texas thing. Sadly, you are only allowed to drool. Though I'm sure you could start insisting via email that they expand into markets nearer to you. In the meantime, if you so chose, you can place an order online, and I could pick it up, eat it, and tell you what you thought of it. ;)
I'm more of a slave to it than a patron. Thus, I consider this shameless plug to be obligatory.
blue1aqua1, have you ever partaken of their tasty goodness? I know they have them in Austin. Don't say no and break my heart!
On another note, Zero 7 (also featured in the Random Links sidebar) is releasing a new album. Anyone that might be interested in chilled-out, downtempo R&B flavored trip hop might want to check them out. And though the new album, The Garden, sounds worthy from what I've heard, a good place to start is their seminal debut, Simple Things.
Trip hop, of which I am a considerable afficionado, has been on life support for a number of years now in pop form. Though none of the mainstays of the genre could probably count themselves as bonafide mega-stars in the States (most hail from Europe), there have been a number of groups that have loyal followings here.
However, the proliferation of the formula for success that had initially given its formgivers their unique sound and perspective ultimately oversaturated the limited scope of its market. And the moody melancholia of many of its most prolific bands was something of a turn-off to mainstream audiences. It could not be danced to (at least not in any traditional sense), and many professed its content to be gleaned from of gloomy grab bag of menace, anxiety, sullenness, or depression in various undercooked, over-hyped amalgamations of ambition and artifice.
Nevertheless, more accessible acts like Björk and, briefly, Sneaker Pimps enjoyed regular rotation. Dido found success by toeing the fringes of the genre. Air and Zero 7 have both reaped the benefits of more radio-friendly themes and electronica aesthetics, mining the depths of jazz and rhythm & blues respectively. Even the somewhat morose likes of Portishead graced the videography of Mtv for a short time during their debut album.
But I go on. Time to go off. I still have to publish, then spellcheck. I cannot do it in the proper order for some reason. Goodnight, triphoppers.

18 Comments:
oh a new look for u me likie! we have freebirds here and I haven't had the change to try it out yet but I will keep you in mind and check it out as soon as I find one I know I heard the commerical on the radio. I have to put my memory into high gear and find freebirds fast!
Yes, don't walk. Run!!!
If Austin has radio commercials, then Freebirds has more name recognition there than here.
Houston has quite a few Chipotles (i.e. poor man's Freebirds), but only 3 (I think) Freebirds. Sacrilege!
And I'm glad you dig then new color scheme. It's all I got since I got no web design skills.
Both you and Annex at least have cool headers. How are you swinging that? Do you use webhosting services? Is it free? Is it legal? :p
Do tell! I'd try to at least get one of the logos I designed up there, if I only knew how.
I haven't read the post yet, I will be back, I promise. But, I love that you put the piggy up as your profile image!!
My header was a photo of some leaves before - I found the .gif link in the beginning of the HTML of the template.
I opened it in its own web browser. Then I saved-as and opened that image in Photoshop. Using those exact measurements - I just laid the new photo over the original header photo.
I then upload it to imageshack.us and use that link (direct link to image) to replace the .gif address in the template.
I hope that isn't too jargon-y and that you can apply that technique to this template.
TTYL
Fun post! I recognize the name, Sneaker Pimps. I bet I dug on them somewhere over the rainbow.
I'm a Dido fan too, but in occasional doses.
I loooooooooove reading dooce. Glad you found her!
Thanks, Annex. It was not at all jargon-y. ;)
Actually, I made a temp blog that I used to test it out. And if the period for a title doesn't give it away, I've tried it here with limited success.
I've also got a full-functioning copy of Photoshop 9.0 now, so watch out! :p
One problem I can't quite get around yet is that my settings will not allow me to not have a title for the blog, hence the period up there.
I could just as easily make a masthead that contained the name if I could erase all hint of the title from the settings.
I'm sure a solution will present itself if I tinker enough.
And, yeah, dooce is a great read. She doesn't pull any punches, and she has the fortitude to do so without the safety net of anonymity.
Meanwhile, I hide behind clockwork orange posters and piggy pics. I couldn't be "rude" without them. :D
hahaha! me likie piggie :)
i get most of my stuff from http://www.htmlbasix.com.
I did notice the dot. Good luck on the new masthead!! I may change templates in the near future just b/c I don't feel like dealing with the leftover green corners on there now. But I have to remember to copy all the html link text or else I'll have to really start from scratch!
Zero 7
Everytime I check this blog I see the same 7 comments and ZERO UPDATES!
Now there are 8 comments.
:D
I know! I've been working like a slave for zero overtime pay for seven straight days! They don't understand me when I say that my blog is more important.
I started writing a post the other day that I'll try to finish tonight.
[scared face] I'll hurry! I swear! Chop, chop!
:p
yeppers i was just about to say the same but i can't cause i did the same. but i didn't today :)
awwww "chop chop"
pork chops
happy fourth of july w/e!
happy 4th :)
play with us :)
did i miss something!
fun, all three blue froggies are bouncing at the same time.
was i suppose to unlink you? is that what this post was about, im so slow :(
still thinking about you ruby, hope you're well! blue is sans internet at home and i think that's why she's on blog haitus.
later, i hope!
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