You asked for it...
Tag. You're it.
Now, I know the audience I have at this blog. If you've wandered in off the digital super-highway, you sure haven't left your mark to tell us you were here, and I actually allow anonymous posters, damnit! Is it because I curse? Have I offended those damned ears of yours? Are you prejudiced against people who wear derby hats and suspenderoos? Are horrified by the fact that my profile has only one eye, no mouth, and no nose? I was just in an industrial accident! Leave me alone!
We all know where the burden lies in responding to this post. Steven Speilberg is encouraged to respond as well since I intend to slander him in a future blog entry.
[Tapping foot] On with it. :D
[Amended note]: For any innocent bystanders who happen upon this list and want a crack at it, just copy and paste into my comments section for this entry. On your marks... get sets... goes!
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When’s the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
Now, I know the audience I have at this blog. If you've wandered in off the digital super-highway, you sure haven't left your mark to tell us you were here, and I actually allow anonymous posters, damnit! Is it because I curse? Have I offended those damned ears of yours? Are you prejudiced against people who wear derby hats and suspenderoos? Are horrified by the fact that my profile has only one eye, no mouth, and no nose? I was just in an industrial accident! Leave me alone!
We all know where the burden lies in responding to this post. Steven Speilberg is encouraged to respond as well since I intend to slander him in a future blog entry.
[Tapping foot] On with it. :D
[Amended note]: For any innocent bystanders who happen upon this list and want a crack at it, just copy and paste into my comments section for this entry. On your marks... get sets... goes!
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When’s the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
posted by ruby maser at 7/20/2005 11:16:00 AM
17 Comments:
1. Who are you? Annex von Token
2. Are we friends? Yes.
3. When and how did we meet? You Next Blog'd me.
4. Do you have a crush on me? Hmm. I check your blog daily and love having you comment on my comments...
5. Would you kiss me? Yes. But I can't tongue the one-eye. (OOOH that sounds DIRTY!)
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Mr Ruby Maser. B/c I'm a dork and it bugs you. (score!)
7. Describe me in one word. Intelligent.
8. What was your first impression? "Whoa, too much psycho-analization of the movie world."
9. Do you still think that way about me now? I'm working my mundane magic.
10. What reminds you of me? Architectural interests.
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? Another eye. Oh, and all that money we were talking about...
12. How well do you know me? Medium. That's up to you!
13. When’s the last time you saw me? On my blog today!
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t? Maybe.
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? DONE! WOO HOO!
Wow. I thank you for playing, Ms. Von Token.
[sitting proper with hands in his lap] You so dirty. :p I'm gonna have to put a patch over my eye to avoid any more one-eye jokes. Of course, if I do that, I might as well put a parrot on my shoulder, and say "arrgggh, matey!" The pirate jokes would be quick to follow.
I don't know if intelligent describes me though. It's a smokescreen, I tell ya ;)
I'm glad that we've become friends. I'd hope that you could tell me anything. Is there something in my hair? Is my fly undone? Shoelace untied? 'Kick me' sign on my back?
You keep working that mundane magic. One of these posts, I declare, I will get around to maligning Speilberg. I swear it!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy a pair of glasses. Better yet, make that four :D
Oh Gawd. I would NEVER make pirate jokes. I would simply ask if you were prescribed it to improve vision in the weaker (only) eye.
I just saw that dumb joke on a Fraiser re-run last night too. GD timing.
Now that I'm picturing you with the damn eye patch making the priate jokes, throw in a ratty cigar, fierce stubble and a gold hoop earring.
Yes, go buy glasses so you don't endanger your garndma's life driving to FL!
More important that I can see so that I don't get any of the cards confused when we hit the casino.
On a side note, I always loved the Brad Pitt's opening scenes where he was teaching the teenie-bopper coverboys how to play poker. Topher Grace was in there with a few others. Some of the shite they threw out there was funny stuff, thinking that they knew the terminology. "Check this out. All red." That'll be me tomorrow night.
I didn't really go buy any glasses. I just wanted the hotness factor working for me. :p
I imagine that when we're there, we won't be completely removed from the internet. I'll be able to check in from time to time... if a shark doesn't get me first. :D
Opening scenes from Ocean's Eleven by the way. :p
I love Ocean's Eleven! (newer, of course) And that scene "all reds" was a riot. Brad Pitt was always snacking in that movie and I dig it. Way more real and hot.
Bathroom scenes, not so hot, but still real.
I'll get you glasses. Wait til you see what I'm crafting...
I'll refrain from answering the questions because I am new to your blog.
I wanted to say Happy Birthday and shake my boobs in your face. :)
Happy Birthday :)
Oh, thank you much, ladies. I tip my derby hat to all of you for dropping by.
Actually my b-day is a tad further away than Ms. Token's. But who am I to complain when I'm getting flashed? :D
Tomorrow's my birthday, too.
[expectant look] ;)
Shhhhhh Ruby, just soak in the rays. I thought you could use some pleasurable imagery before embarking on a drive to FL with the fam.
;)
Yes, yes, Annex. Pleasurable imagery is exactly what is needed while I'm trapped in a car with the loonies I call kin.
I'm thinking of Dumb and Dumber when Jim Carrey's character was about to get his ass kicked by Sea Bass. "Find a happy place. Find a happy place!"
:p
And thank you, Catalina, for the b-day greetings. It's good practice for zero hour when I really do roll over a new year. It's just around the corner.
But now it's time for another zero hour: pack up and head out. I imagine I'll post back again on Florida time. Until then, take care all.
As for you, Annex, don't go around thinking that mine's the only profile pic that can be used like Mr. Potatohead. ;)
:D
Oh right. Let's see what you can do with my pic.
Oh, bring it.
Uh-uh, it's already brought'n.
Ruby! Be careful in the ocean. I just saw a 20/20 expose on everyone dying in the rip-tide.
*Float with the current.
*Swim parallel to the shore.
*Only swim toward the shore once you're out of the current.
*Don't give up, that can take 20-30 minutes.
It's 7/28 and I'm beginning to forget what Ruby looks like....
When the hell you getting back Ruby?
Ya coulda put a countdown on here or something.
Gosh!
You Texans really know how to party with class. (!!!!)
"I really took a beating Friday," said Bryan, who lost three teeth in a fight at Bryant's Pub in Houston, TX. "This guy got ahead of me in line and called me a fag. I haven't been in a fight since grade school, but I think my exact words were, 'Wanna dance, fat boy?'"
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