The Man from Florida
Aha... back! Kiss me!
Jenzilla, I thank you for stopping by and taking my test. You passed ;) I will away to your sandy shores soon enough and do the same for you.
Of course, I say "sandy shores" but am well aware that you, like Annex herself, come from the frigid north, a hellish climate-challenged region from which no Texan e'er returned alive. I'm kidding; I love to ski. Regardless, welcome.
I was going to make this all a comment on the last post until it began to balloon into something more. So, I exercised my executive veto and made it a post of its own. (I got a weird visual of myself, as alter-ego ruby_maser and dressed as my profile shows, about to address the nation. Vote for me, vote for change :p )
Anyway, the skinny goes like this: Florida was great, the casinos done me wrong, I was not eaten by any sharks, I went places, saw things, and I promise to make a post about it very soon.
"I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?" :p The movie is... Grosse Point Blank, and no, I'm not a professional killer. More importantly though, I included it as proof that I'm not dodging the backstory.
It's just time to play catch-up with internet access. It didn't materialize in Florida, as one might imagine. If I know you, Ms. Von Token, I've missed sixty-three posts in my absence :D
Now, onward, forward. A million things to do. A million ways in which I need to catch up. I must answer that letter from the Queen. (hat-tip the original Willy Wonka)
[running around like Larry, Curly, and Moe all rolled into one]
Jenzilla, I thank you for stopping by and taking my test. You passed ;) I will away to your sandy shores soon enough and do the same for you.
Of course, I say "sandy shores" but am well aware that you, like Annex herself, come from the frigid north, a hellish climate-challenged region from which no Texan e'er returned alive. I'm kidding; I love to ski. Regardless, welcome.
I was going to make this all a comment on the last post until it began to balloon into something more. So, I exercised my executive veto and made it a post of its own. (I got a weird visual of myself, as alter-ego ruby_maser and dressed as my profile shows, about to address the nation. Vote for me, vote for change :p )
Anyway, the skinny goes like this: Florida was great, the casinos done me wrong, I was not eaten by any sharks, I went places, saw things, and I promise to make a post about it very soon.
"I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?" :p The movie is... Grosse Point Blank, and no, I'm not a professional killer. More importantly though, I included it as proof that I'm not dodging the backstory.
It's just time to play catch-up with internet access. It didn't materialize in Florida, as one might imagine. If I know you, Ms. Von Token, I've missed sixty-three posts in my absence :D
Now, onward, forward. A million things to do. A million ways in which I need to catch up. I must answer that letter from the Queen. (hat-tip the original Willy Wonka)
[running around like Larry, Curly, and Moe all rolled into one]
posted by ruby maser at 7/30/2005 05:46:00 PM
6 Comments:
Ruby, the shark thing... you're getting caught up on Dane Cook, no?
GREAT story on sharks. Go get bit. It'll get you pussy.
"I have this move that porpoises do..."
Oh, and HA HA on the 63 posts!
Let's see, I'm guessing you were gone 7 days. That's an average of 9 posts per day?! What am I, "girl who doth not see the sun?"
I know I know
I laughed.
Oh, and HEY, I'm very impressed with your immediate connection with us blog-girls upon your vacation return.
The Ruby is learning...
Man, you ladies are right. Here I was steering clear of the sharks when I should have giving myself papercuts, swimming in open water, and giving them all the SU-FI when they come.
If it didn't kill me, I'd be the man. :p
MsThang, I shall include all the sordid details for ya even if I have to make them up :)
Annex, I spent the last half hour or more cruising around Dane Cook's website, watching video clips and the like. I'm still trying to catch up on all his material. He's one funny fuck, no doubts about it.
And what can I say? I had to get back to bloggin' quick. I missed it. :)
I'll mail you his first CD that made me quiver in delight, if you please me.
[toddler mode on]
Ooooh, gimme, gimme!
[/toddler mode off]
[naughty school boy mode on]
...And if I displease you? :p
Oh, well, who am I kidding? Naughty school boy mode stays on pretty much all the time.
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